mean girls aint got shit on me~

in answering this,sarcasm is keyy.  *dont take this too seriously kayyy*

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. 
(YR stands for Your Response) 
once u've been tagged, must do!! =) 
happy reading =D 

If an annoying person says : 

1) I am cute. 
YR : are you sure about that?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. 
YR : good for you,i'll bet that'll get you so far in life~

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. 
YR : and they'll turn back and hate you in no time~

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. 
YR : oh really? too bad there's no award for that huh?

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. 
YR : of course you do, those are the ones that never got of the shelves in the music stores right? 


If an annoying hot woman/man says : 

1) I know you like me. 
YR : goes to show how little you know,hah.

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you! 
YR :and you think IM interested?,pshhh.

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type. 
YR : sorry, but im just using you to get your friends number :)

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you! 
YR :IFFF im rich, i wont even soil my car with the likes of you,kthxbye.

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you! 
YR : last time i checked, people hate people like you even eaaaaasier. WAY easier.


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says : 

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. 
YR : based on what exactly?

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please? 
YR : 911 

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. 
YR : gotta be back before 10 or daddy's gonna start hitting people,sry.

4) What do you like about me? 
YR : the way you so confidently dare to talk to me even when its obvious im not paying attention.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much! 
YR : give me a 1000bucks and its a deal, no wait, thats still way to cheap


If your enemy says : 

1) Hi bitch! 
YR : talking to yourself again i see. 

2) You smell like shit! 
YR : awww,why did i go and wear the same perfume as yours.. bussssstedd.

3) What an ugly creature you are! 
YR : and yet people like me more than you,hmm.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure. 
YR : are sure your legs can reach that far darling? OHHOHO


If your annoying ex says : 

1) I still love you... 
YR : and I care, y?

2) I know you still love me! 
YR : OOHH, so thats why i broke up with you..loooove.

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... 
YR : you've got the wrong person,gudbai.

4) Please call me... 
YR : credit...too..precious..to waste on you.

5) The break up hurt me so much... 
YR : i can hurt you more,wanna bet? *gets a knife and lemons* 


If an annoying salesperson says : 

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! 
YR :OH GOSHHH. jgn la ckp kuat2

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed! 
YR : so why are you still just a promoter?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! 
YR : i'll take it if its for free :)

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy... 
YR : if its so good why dont you buy if for me :D

I TAG ALL YOU LOVELIES :D

Tahun ni aku nak...

....nak jadi ap eh?
HAHA
New Year Resolutions, something that i used to do every year and found out how ridiculous the whole concept really is along the way,
i mean really, new year reolutions ; it aint all what it seems to be.
i mean, making them just to welcome another year just to make it seem all that more positive,
i mean, if you really want to turn on a new leaf *acecey peribahasa poyo*. why wait for the first day of each January?
kalau hati dah tekad, ap perlunya tnggu thun baru kan?
kalo dah berazam,yakin diri, ap lagi bhai, balun jaaa~ lololol.
i guess what im trying to say is,
if you want to change for the better, be sure that you can handle every single thing that you aspire to be,
so that you wont just have a flashy new beginning only to stop halfway.
so here's to all the sweet and bitter days to come~ <3 

happy 2011

talk about late ,HAHA
anyway
wishing all you lovely creatures a happy 2011, may this year be one full of happiness and better achievements =D


have a HIGHHIGH new year by ~S-P-Liana on deviantART